What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:28

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.